Shumes

Shumes, To describe a beautiful, intelligent and sexy male, known for their genius and good looks.

Wow, that guy is such a shumes!

by MrMk92 September 24, 2011

Shakespear Moment

A point in time when you warn someone against fucking something up, and then they immediately fuck it up.

It was a complete Shakespear moment when I told him not to break anything, and instead of doing that, he broke everything

by Authority.1 May 20, 2021

Willy Shakes

The informal nickname of famous playwright and poet William Shakespeare, I call him this because he is my homie.

"GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!"

"Oh shit, I think Willy Shakes just called you a slut!"

by Cris October 7, 2005

Shakespearing

Self-gratification in a noble manner. The act of nobly "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I started Shakespearing since when I was 12 (yeah, I'm sure you wanted to know that) since then I have Shakespeared at least once a day.

by Asty March 29, 2020

Billy Shakes

A nickname for William Shakespeare, which is way to long to say in casual conversation.

Felix: Did you read the Billy Shakes assignment for English last night?

Cornelius: Yeah, I liked the part where everyone died at the end.

by Wile E. Ferret July 4, 2005

horny shakes

When you get so turned on without getting off that you begin to physically shake.

Jessica was so hot, but she never would let me do anything with her so I got the horny shakes.

by goodwink January 2, 2011

Shuesday

A day celebrated by the sock accounts of hack comics on Discord

Tracy: Remember when it was "Shuesday"?! Def my favorite day! <3

by SnakeX3 February 7, 2023