shuke

to be utterly confused.

Oh my, Jason was so completely shuked by that question.

by Melvin T Scupper August 13, 2004

Kansas City Shakedown

After committing a sexual act in a Porta John with a girlfriend or a female in a "related" or "unrelated" state, you walk out and lock her in there. Then you tip over the Porta John. This act is done to dump your girlfriend or partener.

"Dude, that Kansas City Shakedown did the trick dumping her!"

by B-ryann July 6, 2008

Pussy Shakedown

The act of accusing a celebrity or athlete of rape simply to get paid. Typically, but not exclusively executed by the American species of the Mud Shark

Friend: Yo, did you hear about Big Ben catching a rape case. No police report ever filed and months later she is only filing a civil suit!

You: Just another bitch trying a pussy shakedown!!!

by Tommy Knuckles July 22, 2009

shuke

State of confusion. Unaware of surrounding situational influences. Being out of touch in conversation or written word.

Can you please explain that to me, Im totally shuked.

I need to reread that paragraph, Im still shuked.

by JAA_MD December 11, 2006

shakedy

a grammically incorrect word many children use when trying to be funny. describes a very bumpy ride or a point in which they are shaking a lot.

The ride on the bus was like, really shakedy, you know?

by ViNNi3 January 26, 2009

The Morning Shakedown

Shanking the shit out of someone from 4 AM to 10 am.

Are you ready for The Morning Shakedown?

by NoahNoodle December 22, 2020

Montgomery Shakedown

Hanging someone upside down and spitting into their anus.

Johnny snatched my girl so I gifted him a Montgomery Shakedown, courtesy of the chef.

by MisterPerson April 14, 2015