Kenmore steamer

Taking a shit in a wash machine

Fireman: Man we were in this house putting out a fire and someone was on the toilet. I had to go! So I took a shit in the wash machine.

Fireman 2: Nice! The kenmore steamer! Did you use the clean laundry to wipe

by Silver dollar tranny October 5, 2017

steam table

Located at the oldest restaurant on The Hill, this long table doubles as both a quick hot lunch takeout for the daily special as well as a place to take a shvitz.

Lunch today was great. I hit up the steam table on my way back to the office and got myself a delicious pasta and also got to see Doug nude.

by Arthur in Hoboken July 26, 2018

Steam Edition

When a noob who plays Microsoft flight simulator x and says random stuff and people scream out WELCOME TO STEAM EDITION mostly Airforcepround95 uses that catchphrase

"Is that a 747 going vertical, Welcome to Steam edition"

by Gxngstakidda December 2, 2018

Cleveland Steamstress

A friend's mother that has a scat fetish.

Schwarz's mom LOVES getting that poo rubbed on her; she's a real Cleveland Steamstress!

by dafuzball February 19, 2015

sunquam star steamer

While banging a chick in a hot room the male pees directly in her mouth and watches the steam rise ultimately making her orgasm and see stars.

In order to successfully perform the sunquam star steamer you must turn up the heat and close all the rooms doors. make sure you hydrate the morning before attempting this difficult yet satisfying activity in the bed room.

by zrb23 August 12, 2016

Malaysian Steamer

A bowel movement that starts with the individual perspiring, followed by swamp ass. When the individual is passing the stool, hot steam is coming out of the ass and whistling like a tea kettle; shortly thereafter the stool exits the rectum reaching a terminal velocity of over 150mph. Upon impact the water boils and emits a fecal vapor.

Musto ate at Ayam Kotor and had the beras tahi and got a Malaysian Steamer.

by Bodhi came back August 3, 2013

steamed hams

Hamburgers. An Albany, New York expression, its not to be confused with steamed clams.

"No, I said, steamed HAMS".

by Delaware Mike December 12, 2007