shrump

A dirty old man that sniffs little girls bicycle seats.

"That man just shrumped that little girls bicycle seat!"

by Priiiiick December 23, 2005

shrump

a small person, normally quite annoying and charv like with stunted growth

( an insult) (can be used as a joke)

person 1. oi shrump, get over here!

charv. naa leek ya lookin for a fight ya puuaa hippy, i'll deck ya!

person 1. Kills charv...

by james123 August 02, 2006

shrump

The lump an emerging mushroom makes in the forest floor.

I found the first mushrooms today because I noticed the shrumps.

King Boletes make large shrumps.

by KACS July 14, 2006

shrump

Somewhere between scrumpin' and scroggin'. You scrump or scrog a chick, but you shrump someone you have deeper feelings for.

"Yo, thickage, did you scrog KCsLuvPi tonite?"

"Negative, G. I shrumped her in the living room under candlelight and soft music."

by thickage December 21, 2004

shrump

Shrimp farts... Farts you get after having sushi

Boy... that sushi gave me the shrumps!

by Rick January 26, 2005

Shrumping Gimp

A penis that’s been effected by the cold.

Wow! look at that Shrumping Gimp, it’s so tiny now!

by I’mThatChick January 25, 2021

Shrump

When 45th President of the United States Donald Trump Screws a Shrimp; An Insult

"Did you hear that Trump has a new kid, I heard they're a real Shrump,"

by Fiveduck June 24, 2021