I like to order half fries, and half salad as a side to my main meal. Having the shrubbage helps me feel like I'm being healthy.
by ShrubbageILF May 3, 2017
Get the Shrubbage mug.Sparse facial hair grown by high school students. Students reject the idea that they don't have a real beard and they grow out the sparse facial hairs making them look like an idiot.
by timd1234 October 6, 2010
Get the Sophomore Scruff mug.An unreasonable request added to a task by someone who wishes you to fail. From the Monty Python "Knights who say Ni" sketch.
Bob: "In order to convince me that global warming is real, you will have to show that all temperatures everywhere on the globe are setting records at all times."
Bill: "Uh huh. Would you like a Shrubbery as well?"
Bill: "Uh huh. Would you like a Shrubbery as well?"
by Al Benedict June 28, 2013
Get the Shrubbery mug.Man, we already got with all the hot girls around here. Dude we could always go shrubbin.
When going shrubbin, one should always scout out the pubic region for wildlife including crabs, scabies, and even ring-tailed lemurs.
When going shrubbin, one should always scout out the pubic region for wildlife including crabs, scabies, and even ring-tailed lemurs.
by Jason Bond December 14, 2008
Get the shrubbin mug.A minority group. Typically a male, who lives life alternately, usually going against the stream with attitude, self care, and pronunciation of words.
Occasionally seen with anything from a small mullet to Jewish side curls, they will always be sporting some form of beard, a torn scarf (even at the slightest breeze) some skinny jeans with a slash around the knee to reveal the under skin. The purebred breed 'scruffs' are barrel chested, with what looks like a forest of black escaping through their capital V neck, or loosely buttoned flannelette. Often an array of antique necklaces are draped over the shoulders, sometimes entangling with the neck beard. Apparel is strictly earthly colours with a mix of blacks and greys.
They use leather twine to bind or repair, or even make a bracelet if they are feeling creative, which is their normal state of mind.
Sometimes known to speak with a husky voice, often taking horse tablets to help them draw out words and over emphasise vowels, even to the point on stuttering on words such as 'R-r-r-r-romp'.
Occasionally seen with anything from a small mullet to Jewish side curls, they will always be sporting some form of beard, a torn scarf (even at the slightest breeze) some skinny jeans with a slash around the knee to reveal the under skin. The purebred breed 'scruffs' are barrel chested, with what looks like a forest of black escaping through their capital V neck, or loosely buttoned flannelette. Often an array of antique necklaces are draped over the shoulders, sometimes entangling with the neck beard. Apparel is strictly earthly colours with a mix of blacks and greys.
They use leather twine to bind or repair, or even make a bracelet if they are feeling creative, which is their normal state of mind.
Sometimes known to speak with a husky voice, often taking horse tablets to help them draw out words and over emphasise vowels, even to the point on stuttering on words such as 'R-r-r-r-romp'.
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Dane: Man that guy looks like he hasn't seen civilisation for weeks...but he is so classy.
Joe: Yeah, that guys a true scruffbone, look at his hessian shirt!
Dane: Man, his hair is formidable, the ladies love him.
Dane: Man that guy looks like he hasn't seen civilisation for weeks...but he is so classy.
Joe: Yeah, that guys a true scruffbone, look at his hessian shirt!
Dane: Man, his hair is formidable, the ladies love him.
by Rugbearer January 19, 2010
Get the Scruffbone mug.Also known as a “brush jezebel” a shrub slut is someone who is willing to hide in the woods or bushes for a quick, branch filled bone session.
by Jadefox42 December 5, 2020
Get the Shrub slut mug.Gary: so what happened with that bitch last night? Kevin: tried to finger her pussy, but i ended up just shrubbing. Gary: ew dude fuck.
by kevin&gary October 17, 2010
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