shiddy fard

when you think youre about to fart so u dont go to toilet but u actually gotta shid so u shiddy fard.

me: oh im gonna fard
also me: *shids*
also also me: oops haha i shiddy farded

by theShiddygamer32 December 6, 2021

shid

shit, but funnier

damn mark not right now, im taking a shid

by Chad Monke April 2, 2022

Shiddd

Replying to someones nonsense, or making a statement in response to your own disbelief

I got hit by a car today and the man tried drive off

Shiddd I wish somebody would hit me and try and drive off

by saggyash November 3, 2010

shidding and fardding

1. Absolutely giddy with anticipation

2. What my ass does after mexican food
3. A goofy response to the question “what are u doing”

Dude I’m absolutely shidding and fardding over this shirt I bought I can’t wait to wear it

by halloween socks August 8, 2021

shid

sticky shit that leaves skids in the bowl

Aw man, why you go and shid up the bowl like that?

by phattiepants May 31, 2009

shid

the act of shidding

oops i shidded

Press Conference: Ladies and gentlemen, we shidded!

by caad December 11, 2018

Shid and Cum

Shidding and cumming is as it sounds, with shid being poop and cum being peepee milky. You shid and cum your pants when you are surprised, devastated, or gay.

Holy shit! I just shid and cum my pant. Ahhhh

by GamerGodSorgalino445 April 29, 2019