Shrekoning

When the ogre lord returns from his long journeys. It is also known as "Shrek day". It takes place in April 22nd which is the released date for Shrek.

"Shrek has returned, happy Shrekoning"

by Random Derp July 9, 2015

Shrexual assault

The act of forcefully exhibiting pictures of Shrek to someone without their consent. For example, sending pictures of Shrek to a stranger’s phone via Airdrop.

“I fell victim to Shrexual assault last week while on the bus ride home—this guy wouldn’t stop Airdropping me pictures of Shrek.”

by Manny223 October 5, 2019

Shrexual

Having a strong feeling of lust towards ogres mainly the ones from Shrek

“Omg she’s so bi shrexual she’s jerking off to Shrek AND Fiona”

by Ellyisadaddie May 21, 2018

Shrenos

Basically it is Shrek with the power of Thanos and the infinite Gauntlet, Ultimate meme. For you normies who have not seen the epic battle of Shaggy and Moto Moto against Shrenos, you are definitely missing out. Shrenos is an ultimate being and entity with a power greater than big chungus, but cannot quite reach Shaggys 5% power. Shrenos' infinite stones on his gauntlet are actually Shaggys old kidney stones. Shrenos uses his double light saber to absorb the power of his enemies mid fight. Shrenos is an unstoppable force if it were not for Shaggy. *Unknown Special Attack* "To be continued"

Shrenos: If it were not for the training of Matt from Wii Sports, I would not have achieved this level beyond GOD
Shaggy: Like, not bad Shrenos man , you made me use (insert voice crack) 5% of my power
Shrenos: Veronica took the kids. I don't know what child support is, but it sounds *EPIC*

by KingtoaGod March 11, 2019

Shrex

Performing the religious tradition, mandatory for all persons under the Shrek covenant, where anal sex is conducted. But not just any old plane Jane anal sex. You have to have Shrek the movie, broadcasting throughout the entire neighborhood in a ten mile radius. You have to wear a two foot strap on shrock, which must be onion scented. It is vital that you moan Shrek's name during intercourse. If you moan your partner's name you will be abolished from the Shrek Covenant. Because no other name is to be provided during the conduction of Shrex. Shrek is the ultimate pleasure giver. Anyone who speaks of another name other than Shrek during Shrex must be punished to death by the Barbed Shrock.

"Babe, it is imperative that we attend the Shrex ritual at church tomorrow. You know what will happen if we don't!"

by Bishop of The Shrek Covenant September 16, 2019

Shrexy

A word used when you are complimenting all of someone's layers.

When a guy calls u hot, he is complimenting your body.
When a guy calls u cute, he is complimenting your face.
When a guy calls u shrexy, he is complimenting all of your layers.

by 2shrexy August 31, 2014

shrexy

A sexy, shrek-like person.

Person A: Wow you're shrexy
Person B: Let's go back to my swamp;)

by asianbbg September 22, 2017