shrekmate

a wrecking of someone by way of cleverness

Micheal called Will stupid. Will replied by saying, "Your MOM!" WIll used shrekmate.

by ElDiabloRojo November 19, 2014

Shrekstachio

A specific subset of kink existing at the three way intersection of facial hair, ogre, and nut preferences. The Shrekstachio enthusiast commonly has at least a beginner's knowledge of photo editing, used to produce the many green-skinned Hulk Hogan posters necessary to sustain the aficionado's appetite for That Green Nut.

"Holy hell, did you see the new Shrek 14 trailer?"
"You're only excited because you're into that Shrekstachio shit , Brenda."

by Thickicka September 4, 2018

Shrekathon

An event during which an individual or a group watch all the Shrek movies in succession.

James and I had a Shrekathon the other night.

by Sliced watermelon July 19, 2020

shreksting

when u send shrek pics via online platforms ykyk like dicksword (discord btw)

sanuda: hey bbg wanna do some shreksting tonight ;))
girly wirly: yes ofc ofc ofcccccc

by masked monk fr November 2, 2020

Shrekfest

A group of 6 people all banging each other at once. It is the last level of sex on the ladder of sex (2 people = secs, 3 = threesome, 4 = smash, 5 = mass orgy, 6 = shrekfest). It is the messiest type of sex, but also the most fun. Many people experiment with different types of shrekfests, including 6 person anal. People try to experiment with different genders, such as 3 male and 3 female, all male/female, all transgender or all of some other type of made up gender. The term "shrekfest" comes from the shrek movies, aka the greatest things mankind has ever made.

Male A: "Yo, who's up for a shrekfest?"
Male B, Female A & B, Transgender A & B: "OMG ME YES THIS WILL BE AMAZINGNAEIONUIASRGBNIASRGS"

by nigerfagot March 21, 2017

Shrektastic

Loving shrek

I shrektastic

by IHateLife666999RIPTakashi November 23, 2018

shrektastic day

only legends like king b/ romester and big nut use to tell people to have a great fucking day with a little bit of shrek bedazzle in it. creators like benitez have recently brought shrek back to the community and it is fucking epic

used to add some very meaningful thoughts into someones day, so whenever you see someone you really care about you will tell them to have a shrektastic day

good morning big nut

have a shrektastic king b and romester

by Pussy slayer 999 May 8, 2019