shredaholic

Someone who has an addiction to shredding paper or cardboard using an electric shredder.

"Do you know that geezer Gary from the crib down the road?"
"Yea dude: He's a shredaholic."
"WTF!!!"

by Burnsy92 April 16, 2008

Spreadcheek

A person who gets their ass wiped willingly or unwillingly by another person in pornographic videos.

"Take that you fucking spreadcheek."

by BOBBOBOB August 23, 2004

Stedache

A stress induced headache

"Mum stfu, you're giving me a stedache"

by nikki111 October 28, 2011

shredable

something that is extremely pitted to ride skis or a snowboard on

The mountain is so shredable today its going to be a sesh and a half

by jedskittles January 25, 2012

Spreadcheat

A large, seemingly complex, data-packed spreadsheet often containing multiple colored rows, columns, charts and graphs, that is kept open on one or more your office monitors solely to imply the presence of important work being done

Every time I leave work early or take a nap in the warehouse while on the clock, I make sure to leave at least 1 spreadcheat open on my computer for passers-by to notice.

by Broofbo23 August 31, 2012

Shrekches

A canon OTP between shrek the ogrelord and Peaches (a sad little human being but she has shrek so who’s the real winner here)

Wow I totally ship shrekches
Shrekches is canon

by Shrek lover 200000 November 6, 2017

Spreadache

A minor headache or fuzziness of vision caused by spending too much time working on an Excel spreadsheet.

I just spent two hours working on that spreadsheet and it’s given me a bit of a spreadache.

by P & C Holdings Samui Ltd November 9, 2017