Slowpoke Rodriguez

A very, very slow person.

Opposite Speedy Gonzalez.

Guy #1: Man, if he doesn't hurry it up we're gonna be late for the movie.

Guy #2: I know. (To Guy #3) Hurry up, Slowpoke Rodriguez!

by kmacolor October 6, 2008

Slowpoke

A Retarded Pink Pokemon that Kills you with psyhic moves.

Trainer:GO SLOW POKE
Slowpoke:DEERRRRRRR
Trainer:Slowpoke use Psyhic!
Slowpoke:DERRRRRRR -Boom-

by Gyro2169 December 24, 2010

Slowpoke

Objectively the best (and a contender for the hottest) pokemon of all time. If you have this water/psychic type as your favorite then you deserve a promotion at your job. Now come, we must make an offering to this beautiful pokemon.

Travis: gerald, you wont believe the heaven i went through last night
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendo™️: you two are fucking degenerates

by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023

Slowpoke

The sexiest pokemon alive, can also be used to describe mentally retarded people or in the harassment of people.

1) I was playing pokemon, but my slowpoke made me so horny i had to have some sex,
2) That kid is such a slowpoke, I mean really? Who'd shove a iron penis into their skull!?

by Sensei Slowpoke April 26, 2010

Slowpoke

Another word for Codene and Promethezene mixed with Sprite. lean

Sipping on the slowpoke moving like a tugboat smoking like a steam boat.

by TrippyAcidTrip June 3, 2018

Slowpoke

The cutest Pokémon ever, Slowpoke is pink and has a long tail

You will just want to hug Slowpoke after you meet one...if only they were real.

by Claire Starwards December 2, 2021

Slowpoke

A simple but very common word created by the great. PanoilJeeo

also it’s a Pokémon or something

Hey you’re slow

NUHH UH
SLOWPOKE HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

by Cummonster6383 September 30, 2023