counting shoulders

its a term used to put your arm around someone. you start with counting ur far shoulder away from them as one, two which is the closest one to them, 3 their first and 4th the farthest one on the other side and keep ur arm around them

“have you ever counted shoulders before?”
“dude, i just used the counting shoulders trick on katie and it worked!”

by kathryn money September 25, 2018

Should just work

What a Sales Engineer says when he/she assumes a solution to solve a highly complex problem will actually work. The solution always ends up working when these words are uttered during a customer call.

Customer: Are you sure this derived credential solution that has never been tested in production will actually work with our use case?
Sales Engineer: It should just work.

by Luke The Hutt April 10, 2020

Shondo

Mysterious Vtuber British girl (alleged not crab girl) that lures unsuspecting people to her house in rural England. She subject her victims to a combination of high pitched screeches, soothing voices and random trivia.
Refuses to be called "Shnidoo".

Man, that Shondo girl sure is a cutey pie. I want to hug her and give her all my money!

by Jigokuhana February 2, 2023

Shoulder Shaking

Shoulder shaking is stimulation of the genitals with the hand for sexual pleasure.

I am gonna go shoulder shaking.

by Specs Gonzalez January 28, 2020

shmundo

when you bullshit your way to get a 100.

Dude I just shmundoed that test and didn't even study

by Semi vegitarian October 3, 2016

boulder shoulder

when a mans shoulders are so big they look like theyre from minecraft

hey blake you have boulder shoulder

by dereki long nuts March 3, 2015

should of

Wrong writing and saying of 'should have'
Many people mishear 'should've' and hear 'should of' instead. Same procedure with 'must've' and 'could've'

I should of learnt some better English.

by satrox October 17, 2012