Shitpocketing

When you secretly And stealthily take a shit into a strangers pocket.

“Mum, what did you get up to today?”

“I was in the town centre, I did some shitpocketing.”

by Kirstiejayner June 12, 2020

snotrocket

To preform: hold one nostral closed and blow out of your other nostral hard enough to make the wad of mucus shoot out of your nose .

like the time Jamielee Cedar-Kelly shot a huge snotrocket in the middle of the mall parking lot. She got a little on her shoe, but she just brushed it off and wiped it on the guy standing next to her.

by Jamie CK's lover May 28, 2010

shitrocket

when fucking a hot chick and endeavoring not to reach orgasm too soon, a solution involving placing one's finger in one's two-hole, then placing the same finger in one's mouth. has prolonging effect, apparently.

so this dude who's name i can't reveal (lawyer/client relationship y'know) was fucking madonna and was trying not to come so he gave himself a shitrocket. IT WORKS!

by never mind February 2, 2005

Snotrocket

A giant glob of snot that comes shooting really fast out of a persons nose

“Hey dude did you see Michael’s snotrocket yesterday?” “Yes man that was the biggest ball of snot I’ve ever seen!”

by Maxwell abudalas May 19, 2018

Wakatipu Snotrocket

The act of receiving a blowjob from someone with a runny nose and whilst they suck, their snot flows out of their nose, combining both saliva and snot into a lubricant to stimulate the penis.

"Wow, I was going to bang that chick, but all she did was offer a Wakatipu Snotrocket."

by BoogerEnthusiast January 20, 2026

shprocketz

Kyle Millers gay screen name that he doeznt even remember why its called that

Kyle Millers screen name is gay, it is Shprocketz 88

by Jeremy Vanderslice December 9, 2008

slutrocket

The most raging whore you will ever meet in your entire life. Enough said

Macy is such a slutrocket, she just fucked the entire football team.

by Joey Peralra October 14, 2021