worker shortage

Worker shortage describes the set of circumstances where employers do not pay sufficient renumeration to compensate people for the work being carried out. More commonly known in the past as 'not paying enough for them to give a damb' the term worker-shortage has been used as a comfort blanket for employers to help them in their delusion that paying poverty wages is sufficient. The term is widely used in error and by institutions that see workers as a controllable expense rather than human beings.

The lack of wage inflation for the decades has caused a worker shortage in the lowest paid jobs.

by Irish connection October 6, 2021

The toilet paper shortage of 2020

The Corona virus has apparently caused everyone to shit themselves and thus but 9000 rolls of toilet paper.
Our children will not believe this.

The toilet paper shortage of 2020 has really messed up my time in quarantine.

by ineedsometp April 2, 2020

White-Out Shortage

When a guy goes and has sex with someone, but nothin comes out and he ends up firing up blanks because he mastrubated to frequently before having sex.

As a result of jerking off 5 times a day, Simon went through a temporary White-Out Shortage when he had sex with his girl friend.

As a result of this hies girl friend dumped him and he started jerking off 6 times a day. He later sprained his wrist and needed his wrist to be amputated.

by OBAMA FOR THE WIN!!! March 31, 2009

eggo shortage

when all of the eggo waffles go missing and people go crazy because there are no more waffles.

"OMG!!! there's an eggo shortage? nooo!!! we need our chocolate eggos...."

by iloveeggos November 18, 2009

Shortinated

A slang term allowing for a new word to be created by both shortening two words, and then having those two shortened sections in a combination which makes them appear legitimate.

Shortinated is an example of a word which has been Shortinated

by I'm Ron Burgundy?? October 29, 2010

Shortage

You dont need to collect data to know theres a shortage of workers now, common sense will tell you that.

Of course theres a shortage of workers, everything got shut down.

by Solid Mantis October 14, 2020

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