Short Italian

There name usually starts with an A, they are a great person. Very funny but sometimes also a jerk, they are very short as why they are short Italian. They usually have very many friends and are very accepting. They live in canada as well, I hope to be friends with a short Italian. If you meet one remember to bring up fortnite cause thats there only hobby

Me: Hey short Italian
Them: Tf Is a short Italian?
Me: You,check urban dictonary dumbass 🙄

by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021

short island

creative insult towards people from long island with rather small penises.

"Dude Miguel's trying to cope since his girlfriend broke up with him for having a small dick".

"Yeah dude man's got a short island down there"

"what a little man he is!"

by wujin June 7, 2023

At least I dont get shot in school

The dreadful sentence that British people use as a comeback to a American arguing with them.

Bob: At least I dont get shot in school
Bill: *Gasps in shock*

by I´d rather not May 9, 2022

Short in the Snout

When a guy is lacking in the pants. When he has a small penis, like a tiny dogs snout.

Person 1: How was your Tinder date the other night?
Person 2: It was ok, he was a little short in the snout though.

by MrsGiblets August 15, 2020

Short Italian

A very very short person who only plays fortnite, usually kinda nerdy and has a huge crush on his friend

me: heyyy
you: have you seen short italian
me: yes, all he does is play fortnite!!

by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021

Short Italian

There name usually starts with an A, they are a great person. Very funny but sometimes also a jerk, they are very short as why they are short Italian. They usually have very many friends and are very accepting. They live in canada as well, I hope to be friends with a short Italian. If you meet one remember to bring up fortnite cause thats there only hobby

Me: Hey short Italian
Them: Tf Is a short Italian?
Me: You,check urban dictonary dumbass 🙄

by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021

short dog in a paper bag

An alcoholic drink in a paper bag

I'm poor and want to get drunk lets get a short dog in a paper bag

by Ur welcome chuck lorre November 19, 2021