shoom 

the process of using anything from two fingers to a piece of wood to finger a fully-clothed persons bum whislt simultainiously saying the word "shoom".

"i shoomed you good"

shoom by Tamos May 19, 2008

shoom 

similar to the shoop except wiping the face NOT the inside of mouth.NO ORAL PENETRATION HOKAY

"goddamit matt you fucking shoomed me with man paste dickwad"

shoom by bernard February 2, 2005

shoom 

another way of saying you're shook

man, i'm shoom!

shoom by ackingjermy September 29, 2018

shoom boobies 

when a female has one significantly larger breast than the other.

"Holy shit, look at those shoom boobies!!"

shoom boobies by asynd December 9, 2008

Shoom shoom 

After you work out and look swole as hell, you get on your knees in front of the toilet and slam the lid on yo dick until it looks equally, if not more than, swole as you do. Then, as you have sexy times with your boo, you shake your dick in every direction like stirring butter, while going back and forth, all the while, saying "Shoom, shoom, shoom."

Hey Bae, you look dapper! Wanna go Shoom Shoom behind that Arby's!?

Shoom shoom by Shogunato March 23, 2017

Shoom Shack 

Extremely impressive, or daunting; inspiring, great admiration, apprehension, or fear. Possibly the most powerfully connected and respected forms of life. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Horny as shit balls. Nathaniel...watch your back

Shhhhhom Shaaaack!! so fuckin big!! shoom shack

Shoom Shack by SHOOMSHACK May 23, 2015

shoom shoom butt 

When one puts two shooms together and puts it in their butt.

Stacy went crazy with her shoom shoom butt.

shoom shoom butt by ILikeToEatShrooms December 18, 2017