shmousle

An alternative name for the word 'rape' as it is frequently overused.

Ted: Yo that girl is ripe, lets rape her.

Orpheus: Yo ted, you know no one uses that word, we're gonna shmousle her dudde.

Ted: I'm down dogg, lets get at it

by Shmousle_King September 10, 2010

shmouse; shmousie

A small or short mouse-like animal.

Someone who is very quiet and withdrawn and seems to blend into the woodwork.

Can be used as an endearing phrase or a put-down, depending on the inflection.

1) I love my little shmousie sized cat; she fits on my lap just perfectly.

2) That shmouse over by the bar better not ask me to dance, 'cause I'll just laugh in his face.

by Shmouse May 21, 2005

shousewife

Super Hot Housewife. A married chick of incredible beauty.

Tom: Have you seen that lady who moved into the new house down the block?
Bill: No, what does she do?
Tom: Nothing. She's a shousewife. I would clean her pool for free.

by Michael Salzhauer August 2, 2007

Shousty

The act of getting shit faced and roudy.

Thank God Its Friday. I'm going to get shousty tonight.

by Beastual April 13, 2010

Shouse

A portmanteau of "shed" and "house"; A structure that outwardly resembles a shed (typically having a roll-formed steel-sheet exterior) that is primarily used as a dwelling / house. Though not required to fulfill the definition, a shouse generally has a garage(s) incorporated into the structure.

Bob wanted his house to look like a barn, so he built a shouse.

by Rennie24 October 31, 2017

shmushka

Yiddish word for "pussy", the "u" pronounced like the short "oo" in "book".

Zi hot a farshtunkene shmushka! (She has a smelly pussy!)

by pentozali April 25, 2010

Shamus

Cool guy really cool really swag money fire guy. Has huge big shiny muscles and a lot of money. Is cool

Shamus is cool

by Reallycoolguywithbigmuscles March 9, 2021