The most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. The excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. As the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any poop chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time....
Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.
Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.
Jenny: I need to spew
John: I'll hold your hair back
Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh
John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.
John: I'll hold your hair back
Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh
John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.
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Person One: Where do you work?
Person Two: At shoprite
Person One: Oh, now THAT explains why you're so suicidal all the time.
Person Two: At shoprite
Person One: Oh, now THAT explains why you're so suicidal all the time.
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IE; moron, imbicile, idiot
Also slang for exceptionally runny & smelly feces.
IE; moron, imbicile, idiot
Also slang for exceptionally runny & smelly feces.
"That poor little shimric from down the street rode by in his mother's car and he had finger-painted the window with his own shit. The worst part he was licking it, too."
"I visited Iowa and I brought back the worst case of shimric. I was on the toilet for days."
"I visited Iowa and I brought back the worst case of shimric. I was on the toilet for days."
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Shomari means forceful in the Swahili language and is a name given to boys who will grow into great warriors.
Shomari means forceful in the Swahili language and is a name given to boys who will grow into great warriors.
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