One fateful night a certain blonde hair, baseball capped young man named David Shomen was taking pics at Los Angeles near Electric Fountain. He heard a certain Curly haired lads voice and recognized it to be...
" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "
Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.
" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.
David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*
Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.
The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.
" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "
Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.
" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.
David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*
Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.
The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.
by Larry Stylinson Curly + Lou July 24, 2014
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Male 1: Beaches and shores. Beaches and shores.
Male 2: Yeah, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Female: What are you guys talking about?
Male 1: Beaches and shores. Beaches and shores.
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Rick, I was with a girl who was sellin' shoes this past weekend...
Yeah, how did that go?
I got some RedWings!!
Yeah, how did that go?
I got some RedWings!!
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To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.
Action:
Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.
To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.
Action:
Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.
This post is FUCKING CLOWN SHOES, although it would be funny to see the other half FUCKING CLOWN SHOES
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Kimberly: Eww is that a shoestreak on your right shox?
Ally: Yeah, i gave Mark a shoejob last night and he promised he'd shoot inside, but at the last second he pulled out and exploded on the side.
Kimberly: HAHA that's pretty gross that stain will never come out either. EVERYONE is gonna know you gave a shoejob now.
Ally: Yeah, i gave Mark a shoejob last night and he promised he'd shoot inside, but at the last second he pulled out and exploded on the side.
Kimberly: HAHA that's pretty gross that stain will never come out either. EVERYONE is gonna know you gave a shoejob now.
by Gmail548 April 20, 2010
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Passing pedestrian:"My, that looks like O.J. creeping down that alley in black pants, jacket, watch-cap and felony shoes. Nah, couldn't be....
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