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David Shomen
One fateful night a certain blonde hair, baseball capped young man named David Shomen was taking pics at Los Angeles near Electric Fountain. He heard a certain Curly haired lads voice and recognized it to be...
" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "
Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.
" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.
David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*
Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.
The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.
" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "
Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.
" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.
David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*
Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.
The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.
David Shomen by Larry Stylinson Curly + Lou July 24, 2014
Shomukh
One of the cutest, most beautiful and hilarious people you will ever meet. She is so pretty but i think she doesn’t know it sometimes. You will love the way she smiles and laughs. She will always support her no matter what and when you confess to her about some personal things she will not judge you. She will always stick by your side no matter what happens. She’s also a shoulder to cry on and will always defend the people she loves.
Shomukh is the best thing ever happened to me.
shomer shabbos
The Jewish day of rest. That means that you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit don't fucking roll!
shomer shabbos by trarei August 6, 2011
shomoshaped
Slightly overweight, but not obese. Used to describe someone and is a polite way of saying "a little fat".
Guy #1: Who is Joey Garcia?
Guy #2: You know that guy who hangs out here sometimes, he has black hair, brown eyes and is shomoshaped.
Guy #1: Ohhhh, that guy.
Guy #2: You know that guy who hangs out here sometimes, he has black hair, brown eyes and is shomoshaped.
Guy #1: Ohhhh, that guy.
shomoshaped by Lloyd Louison May 1, 2006
Shomax
When a guy orgasms while still wearing underwear and pants, almost always at inappropriate times. It is the maximum way to show your happiness.
Shomax by pimpmaster6969 January 6, 2011
Shompa
Very beautiful face, eye's that one can gaze into for hours, exceedingly cute, both on the inside and the outside and a smile that will make any guy's day better.
As sweet as sugar and as cute as a puppy.
Although unhealthy at youth, the man in her life will try and change that.
The one to love and cherish, hug and kiss, protect and love.
She may find it will take time to find the right guy, but shouldn't look too hard he may be surprisingly close.
As sweet as sugar and as cute as a puppy.
Although unhealthy at youth, the man in her life will try and change that.
The one to love and cherish, hug and kiss, protect and love.
She may find it will take time to find the right guy, but shouldn't look too hard he may be surprisingly close.
Shompa by SecretAdmirer8 December 31, 2011