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stop being a shom man
by osama,bin,ladin August 6, 2007
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David Shomen

David Shomen is the Savior of the Larry shippers and Co. Captains aside from Captain Niall Horan!
One fateful night a certain blonde hair, baseball capped young man named David Shomen was taking pics at Los Angeles near Electric Fountain. He heard a certain Curly haired lads voice and recognized it to be...

" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "

Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.

" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.

David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*

Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.

The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.
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Shomukh

One of the cutest, most beautiful and hilarious people you will ever meet. She is so pretty but i think she doesn’t know it sometimes. You will love the way she smiles and laughs. She will always support her no matter what and when you confess to her about some personal things she will not judge you. She will always stick by your side no matter what happens. She’s also a shoulder to cry on and will always defend the people she loves.
Shomukh is the best thing ever happened to me.
by Shomukh February 22, 2019
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shomer shabbos

The Jewish day of rest. That means that you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit don't fucking roll!
Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.
by trarei August 6, 2011
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shomoshaped

Slightly overweight, but not obese. Used to describe someone and is a polite way of saying "a little fat".
Guy #1: Who is Joey Garcia?

Guy #2: You know that guy who hangs out here sometimes, he has black hair, brown eyes and is shomoshaped.

Guy #1: Ohhhh, that guy.
by Lloyd Louison May 1, 2006
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Shomax

When a guy orgasms while still wearing underwear and pants, almost always at inappropriate times. It is the maximum way to show your happiness.
Mark became very embarrassed when he shomaxed while just making out with Sarah
by pimpmaster6969 January 6, 2011
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Shompa

Very beautiful face, eye's that one can gaze into for hours, exceedingly cute, both on the inside and the outside and a smile that will make any guy's day better.

As sweet as sugar and as cute as a puppy.

Although unhealthy at youth, the man in her life will try and change that.

The one to love and cherish, hug and kiss, protect and love.

She may find it will take time to find the right guy, but shouldn't look too hard he may be surprisingly close.
Hey man, why don't you try and get with that girl!

She's not Shompa...
by SecretAdmirer8 December 31, 2011
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