Socrates

Everyone thinks Socrates is the one of the smartest men to ever have lived, a genius among mortal men, but really he’s just an immATURE OVERLY EMOTIONAL MANIPULATIVE PIECE OF SKATA

Girl (me): Socrates I never should’ve dated you!! You were a mistake!

by howstheweather18 September 27, 2019

Socrates

Really hot boy from earlier today

Socrates is a TOTAL BABE

by Socrates is hot October 10, 2019

shockwaves59

shockwaves59 is the sex position where two gay men go into the 69 position but one man licks the others arse, during this one man has a heartattack and died from this (shockwaves), the 59 is just the position.

jim and john had a shockwaves59, thats how john passed away, poor john

by lisa brent tomson February 12, 2008

Socrates

pronounced so - crates (like crepes but with a "t")

definition : So crazy

PERSON 1: Did you hear about Barbara sleeping with Frank?
PERSON 2: OMG no, thats like socrates!!

by Bdon96 November 15, 2014

socrates

The noblest and the wisest and most just.

Socrates, I still wait for a philosopher king.

by Cagon September 24, 2005

sokrates

Sokrates at first might come off as a douche or as a rude person but when you get to know him you find that he's not any of those he's a rather nice, rational and intellectual person that's fun to talk to. When sokrates loves someone he loves hard constantly thinks about her, he loves too much which is why he gets hurt too much. If you love sokrates as much as he loves you he'll make you the happiest person ever.

He's such a Sokrates

by princess and a nice person November 27, 2016

Socrates

verb

to play the fool and then figuratively judo-flip someone in conversation, as Socrates frequently does in Plato's dialogues

The philosophy freshman tried to Socrates the professor, but just made himself look like a pretentious fucking idiot.

by a nouny moose March 29, 2021