Shmutz

An adorable “thing”, whether animal, person, or object.

Omg! Look at this cute little shmutz

by Kayyyyyday November 28, 2021

Schmutzy

A name used for someone instead of their real name inferring their closeted yet overtly homosexual behavior.

Hey Check out Schmutzy over there. He said that even though he enjoys anal sex with men he insists it's only platonic with the soccer team.

by nerdfrog October 14, 2010

Shmutz

The best cover band in Durham, NC. Band members include Bryan Cox, Gideon and Conor Chickos, and Matt McLaughlin. Covers include songs by The Beatles and ELO, among others.

"Hey, have you heard that new band Shmutz? Those guys rock!"

by Frank Weiler February 8, 2010

shmutz

The sand that is in your vagina when you do the scandinavian axel stall

Hey Stephen, why did you give Jordan shmutz last night. It left her with a serious rash.

by Chris Dittmore September 20, 2006

shmutz

as told me by my science teacher who once taught in a jewish school; the extra skin around the penis after circumcision

Smutz is the same as a shmuck

by jmlandis May 13, 2005

shmutzypoof

A cigarette with half of the tobacco taken out, which is then filled with marijuana.

Hey man let's go smoke a shmutzypoof.
Yo this shmutzypoof hits hard dude.

by Philoneous October 25, 2010

schmutzy

smeared black. Can also be defined by well applied guyliner.

Girl:Oh my bajesus! That guys eyeliner is perfectly schmutzy!

Guy:You know it hoe.

by whodoyouthink January 7, 2009