The Shmooze

1. He is the shadow that creeps into your window at twilight and dances at the foot of your bed, just to creep you out. He is the troll that makes you rethink your entire life with a sentence. A wizard of humor that will destroy you with lulz. He is The Shmooze, not Darkwing Duck.

2. Also known as The Snooze.

3. The self-proclaimed nickname of Sam Gosland, a Costa Mesa college student and identical twin with a wicked sense of humor and long feminine hair. Frequently procrastinates and makes it by the teeth.

"Behold The Shmooze, destroyer of worlds!"
"Who's that guy?
Oh him? That's The Shmooze. You don't fuck with him."

by The One and Only Dylan Gosland October 22, 2008

Shmooped

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.

Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.

by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

Shooze

Australian slang that describes seeing a large number of errors, typos and formatting issues in an email or document that it completely detracts from the original message or presentation.

There were so many mistakes in that email I just read. Shooze everywhere.

That presentation was nothing but Shooze.

by Ma-Fia July 12, 2019

Shmoozered

Getting baked out your mind

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now”
“Ima bouta get shmoozered”

by Danksmonker69 June 6, 2019

shnoozen

To penetrate a penis with another penis.

when i walked into Trent’s room, him and Vinny were shnoozen.

by michael baio December 9, 2019

schmooze

to sweet talk people so that they give you exactly what you want

My friend Patrick always schmoozes with my mother so that she gives him her freshly baked cookies.

by Curly Lobo June 9, 2016

Shmoove

The act of moving from one place to another gracefully, or doing something in a way that is cool or stylish.

ex: oh yea, I just shmooved through that boss fight

by MSL1002 August 14, 2021