shmoop

a website that summarizes and analyzes books for lazy students who really dont want to do it themselves

dude, i really dont understand this book at all.
shmoop it.

by kdepasquo137 July 18, 2013

shmoop

an adjective used to describe something gross and foul and bad

kaden is so shmoopy

by shmoopypants April 19, 2022

Shmooping

The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)

Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar

by Dudes23 January 17, 2018

shmoop

term of endearment or pet name between annoying lovers who constantly PDA

does shmoopie want tuna-woonie?
aww. shmoopie.

by shmooperkins rodriguez May 29, 2003

shmoop

to lay around, snuggle, and/or be a waste of life...and love every minute of it.

hey Lan, it's 11:30-get off facebook so we can shmoop and watch sex and the city!

by Allie6104 May 22, 2006

shmoop

when u want a relationship but don't want a relationship unless it's the perfect person; like a soulmate or forever one. also can be used as a noun for ur soulmate

"i feel like shmoop"

"i rlly just wanna find a shmoop"

by d21littleskater February 20, 2021

shmoop

a sexual act that usually breaks all the bones in one's body, killing them in the process

Man I really want to shmoop that little twink's asshole

by sausagelover069 May 19, 2017