shmoop 

when u want a relationship but don't want a relationship unless it's the perfect person; like a soulmate or forever one. also can be used as a noun for ur soulmate

"i feel like shmoop"

"i rlly just wanna find a shmoop"

shmoop by d21littleskater February 20, 2021

shmoop 

a sexual act that usually breaks all the bones in one's body, killing them in the process

Man I really want to shmoop that little twink's asshole

shmoop by sausagelover069 May 19, 2017

shmoop 

What one says instead of cursing when frustrated

You son of a Shmoop!

shmoop by RAM December 20, 2002

shmoop 

When one goes on snapchat and instead of opening a chat, they just slide it a little bit to see some of what the chat says, and it will still say to the sender that it was left on delivered.

What did he say?
I shmooped his snap and I saw "meet tuesday"
He wants to meet you tuesday!

shmoop by LagHoe September 9, 2019

shmoop 

A derogatory term toward a white person. Derived from how white people talk to their significant others and their pets.

You know its a shmoop wedding when the cha cha slide gets played

shmoop by Keving9987 September 19, 2016

Shmoop 

An exageration of the word "meep".

"Oh shmoop, I missed again!"

Shmoop by ChibiNekoMimi April 30, 2006

Shmoop 

A word used replace all bad words it is used mostly in every week but can also be used on Sunday in case some bad times are coming and it's also a replacement for when your parents are around

Man: What the fuck.
Me: Don't use that word Sunday is a holy day use shmoop instead.
Man: Sorry about that man, What the shmoop.

Shmoop by Shitposter6666666 November 19, 2018