Shmoople

A sex move typically performed on a female in which the male partner places an egg on the forehead of the girl before lifting his penis and dropping it onto the egg, shattering it.

Chad: Bro i gave her the SHMOOPLE last night

Liberal: i have a small penis

by secksy chadrick September 17, 2019

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Shmoogle

The act of becoming so sexually excited that you ejaculate, shit, and piss at the exact same time.

Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?

Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.

Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.

by PandaBearPro November 3, 2011

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shoogled

A Scottish word meaning "to shake"

Those little "hex bug" toys shoogled across the ground because they have vibration motors in them.

by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 18, 2018

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smoofed

when your bias is being so adorable that instead of feeling shooketh or quaking you feel smoofed with love and softness

Ex:

Bang Chan of Stray Kids is being so cute. OMG he has me smoofed

by Riyeori March 5, 2019

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Shmoogle

A Shmoogle is a puddle or grouping of any kind, consisting of ejaculate, urine, and feces. A Shmoogle can also refer to the action of ejaculating while urinating and shitting all at one.

Don’t go into the bathroom billy I just left a Shmoogle in there and the place is a mess.

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019

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