Shmoofled

verb 1. To loose all sensory input, causing terror.

While playing a CSGO match, I was shmoofled, causing a swift death for me.

by WolfieKitten July 26, 2016

shmoifed

Being high as balls stoned baked faded

Jaxon: Yo bro, Brandon is so shmoifed.

Joey: I know, he smoked 5 bowls from that bong.

by W0lfG0d April 15, 2019

Shmooped

The act of getting shit dick everywhere during anal. To poop on ones penis.

This new girl shmooped on me last night. It was horrible.

Dude, I heard she shmooped ya.

by skuttlebutt July 12, 2016

shpoofed

To be so incredibly off the bean that all you can say is "I'm so shpoofed"

Friend 1: Yo are you feeling it yet?
Friend 2: I'm so fucking shpoofed

by BoyBoy69 March 1, 2019

Shmoosed

Squished and splattered everywhere

My eggs got shmoosed :(

by Dockidd3r December 18, 2020

shmoosed

squished and smashed; oozing

My eggs got shmoosed :(

by Dockidd3r December 18, 2020

Shmooked

A catch-all term for when something is messed up, complicated or completely goofy. Pronounced Sh-MOOK-d

“I got this bootlegged phone. It’s called a YouPhone.”
“That shit is so shmooked!”

by SandraPapillon July 27, 2022