shmeggle 

The act of having anal sex with one's mom and becoming your step dad in one swift motion.

person 1: Yo Alec wants to shmeggle into my family
person 2: damn bro that sucks

shmeggle by shmeggle 4 fun July 7, 2011

shmeegle

a name given to those whom one cares about. usually said when a person does not respond to their actual name.

holly: hannah look at this, its so radical!!!
hannah: ::silence::
holly: SHMEEGLE look at this its SO RADDDICALL!!
hannah: WOAH YEAH IT IS!

shmeegle by Shmeeeeeegle May 7, 2007

Shmuggie 

A racist term used to identify one of african decent.

Yo that shmuggie stole my shit!

Shmuggie by ToneDizz March 26, 2009

schmegegel 

See "dick," "cock." The penis.

My schmegegel is livin' large.

schmegegel by Jason Spencer April 22, 2003

Shmeeging 

Shmeeging is a term used as a noun to replace other words. Pretty much, whatever you want it to mean!

What the shmeeging!
I am so shmeeging awesome.
Shmeeg you!
I need to Shmeeg.

Shmeeging by a reely bad been November 25, 2010

Schmegeigel 

The most insidious of racial slurs the affects all races (excluding white) , sexuality, gender, religion and, dialects. The origin of this word is unknown but could be a ancient slur the whites used when proving dominance over the lesser apes . The word is often used best when placed amongst slurs.

You're a god damn Schmegeigel nigger loving queer sympathizer

Schmegeigel by schmegeigel March 10, 2016

Smeggie 

The male equivalent of Roastie. A man who doesn't take care of his dickie (or has poor hygiene in general) and is overall unattractive.

"WEE WOO WEE WOO SMEGGIE ALERT CODE RED SMEGGIE ALERT"

Smeggie by dajicianoverlord October 17, 2016