shattackular

adj. a performance or product of such extremely poor quality that it results in the loosening of its viewers bowels

Jessica Alba's performance in Good Luck Chuck was shattackular and I was forced to change my pants.

by Jake Gosselin January 11, 2009

Shalackuation

When a team finds themselves in a situation of being shalacked.

Wow, who would have thought that this team would be in this type of Shalackuation.

by shaggy001 January 8, 2010

shablackhammer

A pimp ass Mexican that has a big brown cock preferably a guy named Josiah he is normally the definition of shablackhammer

My buddy shablackhammer is a baller

by Shablackhammer April 17, 2017

shalack

to coat a surface in a glossy substace

-Why are your floors so shiny?
-Well I went to a store and purchased some varnish and shalacked them.
-Oh.

by Sethzl August 19, 2007

Shalack

A good beating

You better watch out or I will Shalack you

by Rob December 4, 2002

shmacacked

Getting really krunked. drinking till you can't get up. Also refered to as getting Franked.

We went out last night and got totaly shmacacked.

by Frank115 February 26, 2007

Shalack

1. To cover something with a liquid substance.
2. To become very intoxicated.

1. The cheerleader shalacked her lips with gloss.
2. I went to a party last night and got shalacked as all hell

by Shandielle November 18, 2003