shmiggletag

1.) A small ball of feces attached to an anal hair
2.) A small object attached to a larger object that is causing issues with the larger object.
3.) A portion that remains after a major fuckup.

1.) Your ass probably itches because you've got shmiggletags.
2.) It's damaged because that shmiggletag was flapping around in the wind.
3.) Even after rebuilding the entire network we found shmiggletags from the former IT department.

by Chip Lewis August 21, 2019

Shmangleisted

when you are fucked up beyond belief to the point where smashed drunk wasted mangled twisted and any other words to describe being wrecked cant describe your state of being....

Fuck ash i am so Shmangleisted i cant even remeber my name....
Dude, it's um....shit Laur i cant remember....

by LaurRREEENNN January 7, 2008

shmuggle

to get off with someone while cosying up to them, all romantic-like.

"Hey baby, fancy a shmuggle?"

*is slapped*

by neo, man October 5, 2004

shmargles

the sock fluff that you find between your toes when you take your socks off.

Lucy took off her socks and saw that there were shmargles laeft behind

by IzLisa November 9, 2003

Shwagglepuss

A vagina with more hair than a mutated yetti.

An out of control bush Afro on an already overgrown Euro chick's beaver, or Shwagglepuss, for short.

by dkmitchell November 3, 2008

Schmaggler

A name to call someone when you have nothing else to call them. The definition varies depending on what the user intends for the meaning to be based on the context in which it is used.

"You're such a schmaggler."

by DeliciousBeefStew May 3, 2010

get shmaggled

To drink in excess and then beyond.

Yo, i just bombed my final. lets go get shmaggled so i can forget about it.

by Mr. Puddles22 April 4, 2009