shloser

a person who is such a loser that it is inconceivable. the sh- sound at the beginning of the word enhances the coolness of the word-very classy!

Oh Madisson you're such a shloser.
Do you see Clio? What a shloser!

by 3sl4lyfe April 22, 2011

sloset

Noun: an exceedingly lost and/or stupified person. Also; a person lost in a closet, a state of utter lostness.

Verb: to sloset, or sloseting; the act of causing someone to become one of the above mentioned, the act of BEING utterly lost and/or stupified.

OMG look at that poor sloset!

Let her out of the closet. The stupid sloset.

"Damn...I'm so sloset."

"OI! Don't sloset me you imbecile!"

"Dusty's so damn good at sloseting people, it unbelievable."

by wheelchairdiva April 22, 2008

shlopetti

When you are getting the shlop and had spaghetti. Comes from the remix of Eminem verse.

Knees weak arms are heavy there’s vomit on his sweater already, moms shlopetti

by H. Marshall April 10, 2019

shlopetti

Shlop and spaghetti. From Eminem’s hit verse.

Knees weak arms are heavy there’s vomit on his sweater already, moms shlopetti

by H. Marshall April 10, 2019