Shloinkers

Fermented chunks of penis cheese, usually kept in tin cans.

"Hey brother, could you pass me the shloinkers?"

by Netsu, the bringer of peace May 19, 2018

shloink

(v) to ream; to rape anally.

"I shloinked him good." "That was a good shloinking."

by firstof9 January 30, 2004

Shlenk

the act of hating someone to the point where you want to shank them
or
the sound a slinky makes when thrown down stairs

I shlenk tommy so much omgggggggggggg i pushed tommy down the stairs and as i did, the onomantopeia "shlenk" came to mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the more you know;)

by marissashlent August 22, 2018

shlink

1. The sound Link's sword makes when darting the shield in the opening credits of "A Link to the Past" for Super Nintendo.

2. Otomatopia for any time a sword is inserted into an object.

3. For the dirty minded Zelda fans, when anything is inserted into something else.

1. do do do do do do do do do boo doo doo dah. SHLINK! Bum dum da daa! Bum dee dum dee dum daa! DAA DAA Daa Daa DAHHHH!!!

2. My sword doth shlink.

3. "Shlink" he said, smiling. "Zelda Perv." she said back.

by Megadecimal July 2, 2008

shlink

a childhood game that turned into a meme. If you are bad at shlinking it is shameful

Hey let’s go play shlink!

by hjjajajahhs January 8, 2020

Shlinked

When someone puts a bitch into the position of a slinky and pushes that mother fucker down the stairs

Bro I just shlinked that chik

by Extremis- May 9, 2022

Shlink

V. To pass or to give

V. To go to a place

I’m gunna shlink over to your house and shlink your snacklebox.

by Snacklebox April 24, 2023