by TaylorD March 24, 2005
when you shlank someone you hit them with your penis but when you shlank a lank someone you stick your junk in there nose and then pee in them until it comes out there ears.
by smellypandapoop April 27, 2011
by Small Dicky September 28, 2021
Its just Gooning but u have to keep tickling ur flopper at a consistent speed while also trying not to bust
"have u heard of the new shlanking challenge? legends say that a person can only shlank for 30 seconds before they bust"
by GUNB!RD April 04, 2024
Example 1: “Back up bro before I shlank the shit outta you.”
Example 2: “That girls coochie was shlank as fuck”
Example 3: “Aye dawg pass me the shlank”
Example 2: “That girls coochie was shlank as fuck”
Example 3: “Aye dawg pass me the shlank”
by Not Truthman July 21, 2023
The kind of vomiting one could only know from the exhaustion of climbing up a flight of stairs with the pants down around the ankles.
After tirelessly working toward the top, she finally made it, shlanking all over the floor in triumph.
by Dr Muffin Head February 02, 2024
by theturkishshlanker June 25, 2020