wank slacks

A pair of trousers (usually an old pair of jogging bottoms with an elastic waistband) in which a male can comfortably masturbate whilst wearing, thus creating warmth on a cold night without the need for a duvet or blanket.

Called fap slacks across the Atlantic.

"I see mikes got his wank slacks on, guess we know what he'll be doing later!"

by 240490 September 21, 2012

slacksadaisical

–adjective

1. without interest, vigor, or determination for wearing pants; listless; lethargic: a slacksadaisical attempt.

2. lazy; pants-less: a slacksadaisical fellow.

1. Shaggy didn't put on pants before we came over, I guess he was feeling a little slacksadaisical.

2. Shaggy slacksadaisically forgot to put on pants before work.

by The Real Shaggy Wilcox June 29, 2011

slacksocks

some one who wears loud or bright socks, festive ones etc!

" look at the slacksocks on him!"

that boy that always wears the slacksocks

by peon123 December 6, 2011

slackstracted

When you are not paying attention in a work meeting because you're distracted by Slack messages you've received, are reading, or responding to.

"Can we double-click on what you just said because I was Slackstracted and didn't hear?"

by webproductowner October 4, 2021

shlackered

Shlackered means beyond drunk or high to any degree: a fantastic combination of both!

Tim: are you drunk or high?
Bob: Both man. i’m Shlackered.

by connorspothouse February 18, 2020

Slacks

A preferable way to describe trousers, pantaloons, dress pants, etc.

Yo, that chick was digging my slacks!

by superdawg90 June 14, 2011

slacks

Pants that are especially prone to an unwanted crotch tent

I had to wear slacks to prom, and when she kissed me i think she noticed my crotch tent

by Brobacca June 9, 2011