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Shizzlenizingguard

Funniest word to say in the world. Origin comes from Scary Movie 3 during the news scene when two people were fighting/struggling to type what to say.
Person 1: What the Shizzlenizingguard is going on here?!?

Person 2: I don't know but it sounds funny.
by CoolDude 1 August 6, 2016
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shitlings

A pair of shit siblings who bring out the worst in each other .
AKA Toxic siblings .
Malay and Bano are a pair of shitlings.
by sheetling April 12, 2022
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sizzling hot tamale

This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.

You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"

"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"

"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"

"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
by men's floor routine fan #1 August 11, 2012
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Swizzling

The motion made by a womans hand when giving a blowjob, usually involving the twisting and turning of the hand.
"Yo dude she was mad good at swizzling when she was blowin me last night"
by J-Mazz November 22, 2009
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Spizzling

When it's raining lightly, it's a cross between spitting and drizzling. I.e. It's not drizzling and it's not spitting, but it's a bit of both.
"It's sort of spitting and drizzling outside"
"No, it's spizzling"
by maxiez March 8, 2008
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Megan Shilling

Megan is one of the best people out there. She is an awesome teacher and friend. She is a old grandma that yells at kids a lot. Her favorite kids of all time are Ali, Allison, and Emily they are the best students she has ever had and will ever have. She also likes to eat a lot of candy and drink coffee.
Megan Shilling is one of the best teachers you could ever find in the whole world.
by Alfa May 23, 2016
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shitflinging

to argue with one or more persons and resort to personal attacks; to shit talk
will you two quit the shitflinging so we can talk about more important things
by stutter November 28, 2007
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