Shizer Mon

Shizer Mon can be used in basically any way you want it. This work is multi functional.

Glenn: Yo what up shizer mon!

Corey: Yea that is the shizer mon!

Tommy: Yo when we goin to this shizer mon?

by The D Train November 3, 2006

german shizer

often referred to as a "shit mouth" it is when a man, usually german, moves his bowels(shits) in the womans mouth during sex. Not to be confused with dirty sanchez.

"mom, why did I see you in a german shizer movie?"

by John Stucko March 31, 2003

Shizer geyser

When you take a massive dump and the water in the toilet wets your entire ass

Me: Holy shit dude i just took a crap and it ended up as a shizer geyser

by ToSmartToFarm August 16, 2011

shizermonger

A massive arsehole of a person. One who hoards asshole qualities.

You are a total shizermonger.

by Mimsical May 30, 2017

shizer

Eva Braun knew how to give Hitler a good "shizer": the act of defecating on another person's chest.

Hitler couldn't get off unless Eva gave him a good shizer.

by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004

shizer

Those people that enjoy rubbing poop on the wall, what is up with that?

For community service, I had to clean the wall where some shizer left his mark.

*Beware, these people can look like average citizens*

by Seattle Sun July 3, 2008

Shizer

A german porno when the female shits on the males chest or visa versa...as seen expertly in the Laura G. Shizer Video

"U know man, like the Shizer Video mats mom is in"

by Bob G. September 19, 2004