The euphoric extravagant fondness affection you feel when the toilet water gently smooches the rim of your anal cavity and sometimes the testicles.
Bobby went to his grandmas house after eating a hot mess of taco bell. He ran to the bathroom and sat down on the throne. When Bobby unleashed the rage of the flaming black pickles, they shot into the toilet water like the missiles Russia targetted at Ukrian. The toilet water shot back up like a bidet giving him a feeling he’s never experienced before. Bobby’s eyes were opened and he saw the world and stars and more. He now knew the meaning of life. However, Bobby is now sadly addicted to shwoonking himself about 77 times a day and has not been able to recover from his addiction.
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by the definition circuit January 8, 2008
Get the shitooze mug.An exclamatory phrase enunciated by vibrating the lower part of the vocal canal producing a rapid, resonating, high-pitched sound. Currently only one person can successfully perform this technique.
F: Shwooom!
A: Baziiiing
A: Baziiiing
by Anosh June 27, 2008
Get the shwooom mug.Swoodwee is a very delicious and expensive German breakfast. It consisted of either pancakes or waffles on the bottom that were stacked, then topped with the finest whipped cream and fruits.
1. "Today, we had some delicious shwoodwee for breakfast"
2. "MMM, that tastes so good, it's almost as good as shwoodwee.
2. "MMM, that tastes so good, it's almost as good as shwoodwee.
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by Stonesdoug October 5, 2007
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