Something either an actual funny person would say, or a John would say and think he is world's best comedian
by Light yagamis toes October 17, 2021

by Cack December 23, 2004

by ZuZu Blackstone September 5, 2011

by Kuno May 21, 2005

I have officially come up with the meaning for the pirate-saying SHIVER ME TIMBERS. Ok get this: Another word for timber is wood. And when you shiver, you're usually cold or afraid. In other words..........
FEAR MY WOOD.
FEAR MY WOOD.
by 4dimensional August 30, 2005

by Slickridah August 12, 2004

Upon thrusting a fist into your partners asshole, you punch or thrust upwards until you tickle the tonsils and provide a shiver of delight or death.
by Flaccid Frank April 20, 2018
