Shitwreck

Derives from the term 'shipwreck'.

The result of peeing and pooing at the same time under precise circumstances that causes the poo to be almost lost in the merky water – baring an eery resemblance to a shipwreck.

John: "There you go, mate. Sorry for taking so long..."

Lee: "It's no bother – WOAH!"

John: "Huh?"

Lee: "Why the blooming fuck is there a shrunken replica of the Pirates of the Carribean set in my toilet?"

John: "Fuck, I thought I already flushed! Shitwrecks can be hard to spot..."

Lee: "You better flush this thing into Davey Jones' locker right now!"

by shitstained mattress April 24, 2017

Shitwrecked

When you take a crap and realize there is no toilet paper, leaving you stuck on the toilet.

Dan realized too late staring at the bare tp roll that he was shitwrecked.

by chandacat August 29, 2016

shitwrecked

absolutely fucked up; out of your right mind.

Gahh damn, I don't remember anything, I was so shitwrecked last night.

by tweakdaddy January 29, 2017

shitwrecked

To be completely intoxicated on hard liquor such as vodka or tequila while subsequently, doing high quality lines of cocaine.

Last night after Fred busted out the high- quality snuff, I was completely shitwrecked off of vodka and coke.

by numbie123 April 21, 2009

Shitreich

Another way of calling someone the most retarded bitch on the planet. Or when you shit in a bag, put firecrackers in and light it on fire.

You are a Shitreich.

"I left a Shitreich on the Sam's porch last."

by William Badger March 14, 2014