Shitcane

Animal excrement (especially from dogs and/or horses) on a footpath or cycle path, requiring you to weave around it. A play on chicane (as in the racetrack feature, not the other chicane).

Went for a ride up the cycle path but it was full of bloody shitcanes.

by Gordanovich May 31, 2016

Shitricane

When shit hits the fan but "Shit hits the fan" isn't the good level of gravity for the given situation.

Comes from the etymologic roots: "Shit" and "Hurricane".

The project situation just went from shitstorm to shitricane.

by tired_dad October 9, 2023