When several annoying/inconvenient/terrible/shitty things happen to you at the same time. Like a blitzkrieg applied to modern day threats.
by shlin August 17, 2009
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I ate two dozen wings and by half time, it was shatzkrieg. That toilet was wrecked. Couldn’t get there quick enough to get relief.
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When that extra sauerkraut you ordered for your hotdog decides to invade and blast through your intestines in a rather quick manner. Your asshole will feel like it just had a close-up in the weirdest of weird german porn movies.
Said to be especially nasty when you're wasted on german beer.
Said to be especially nasty when you're wasted on german beer.
Grandson: Damn krauts shitzkrieged my fucking ass last night...
Polish Grandpa: I feel ya, boy. I feel ya.
Polish Grandpa: I feel ya, boy. I feel ya.
by KaiserSJ October 6, 2016
Get the Shitzkrieg mug.A violent, explosive excretion during which the anus is left in tatters, raw, and the toilet resembles a scene from WWII.
by General Twatmuffin May 15, 2014
Get the shittzkrieg mug.Comes from the term blitzkrieg used in Nazi Germany during the second world war. Shitzkrieg is when your taking a shit normally a loose watery shit and you fart in mid-shit causing shit particles too spray everywhere making your toilet bowl look like a war zone when you have finished?
Pakreem; jheeeeze maynnn I went to take slash in yo bathroom WTF happened dude I need a gas mask to go piss in there
Fenton; man ate a kebab last night! Woke up with bowels like a lidl bag and took a dump this morning, it was shitzkrieg man shit went everywhere, I feel both mentally and physically drained after that
Pakreem; dayyyymmmmmmm
Fenton; man ate a kebab last night! Woke up with bowels like a lidl bag and took a dump this morning, it was shitzkrieg man shit went everywhere, I feel both mentally and physically drained after that
Pakreem; dayyyymmmmmmm
by Taking Kay felling ghey January 23, 2012
Get the Shitzkrieg mug.1) An expression of dismay, frustration, anger, fear, and/or confusion.
2) A debate, argument, and/or discussion that degenerates into a shit-talking spectacle.
3) A shitting competition, see battle shits.
4)The act of chronic and aggressive bullshitting.
2) A debate, argument, and/or discussion that degenerates into a shit-talking spectacle.
3) A shitting competition, see battle shits.
4)The act of chronic and aggressive bullshitting.
1) "Hey Tim, the cops are the door asking about you." "Shitzkrieg! They better have a warrant."
2) All too often political discussions turn into a shitzkrieg.
3) "I think the guy in the stall next to me was trying to have a shitzkrieg with me." "That's fucking sick, why are you telling me this?"
4) Connor never seems to know what he is talking about, but his unwavering efforts and asshattery make him a spectacular shitzkrieger.
2) All too often political discussions turn into a shitzkrieg.
3) "I think the guy in the stall next to me was trying to have a shitzkrieg with me." "That's fucking sick, why are you telling me this?"
4) Connor never seems to know what he is talking about, but his unwavering efforts and asshattery make him a spectacular shitzkrieger.
by The Citizen Science April 21, 2009
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Person 1: Dude, why does it smell like a cow's ass in there?
Person 2: Sorry, I forgot to warn you, I pulled a shitzkrieg ten minutes ago.
Person 2: Sorry, I forgot to warn you, I pulled a shitzkrieg ten minutes ago.
by Seahorse Trash March 7, 2017
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