Shizmonkeys

Shizmonkeys became popular around the year 2000 in the Connecticut area.

Shizmonkeys is a common word in substitute of words such as crap and shit. Often used when something goes wrong or something that was not planned for. Shizmonkeys can also be used when a person is surprised and has either extreme satisfaction, or is scared.

1. Oh shizmonkeys! I spilled the milk all over my lap!

2. Shizmonkeys! I can't believe I lost the game!

3. Shizmonkeys! I actually won the lottery!

4. Shizmonkeys! I didn't see you there and you scared me half to death.

by Conor the urban god July 27, 2009

shitmonk

imaginary creature made of shit that plays in your underwear and leaves skidmarks, as well as tangles up all of the cords for electrical devices.

How the hell did my TV cord get tangled up! It goes straight into the wall, musta been a friggin shitmonk.

by bridgeburner216 November 26, 2009

shitmonkey

1. Sneaky, underhanded, aggravating person; 2. Brown-nosing toady.

1. "Hey, did you steal my lunch, you shitmonkey?" 2. "Better kiss more ass, shitmonkey, if you want that promotion."

by King Mob May 20, 2004

shitbone

The hard, living, calcareous tissue constituting the skeletal framework of, and present in all mammels' feces, which provides strength and support to the shitlog.

When Tommy shat off the edge of the lookout tower, his fat steaming blacklog fell 100 feet to the ground. The impact splattered the turd, clearly splitting the shitlog's shitbone.

by HC Greenly January 3, 2007

urban shitionary

a reference to any made up bullshit words that get added to urban dictionary just so someone can say i put that on there even though its not original, clever or funny.

Sylacauga , thats such an urban shitionary post

by Soulwalrus May 20, 2009

shitmosphere

The area of a room that is contaminated by the release of a smelly fart

Bill was in the room and farted, then i walked through the shitmosphere and almost died of lack of oxygen.

by j&billdog March 29, 2010

Shimongoo

The name of a drink that involves placing, 3 bottled Alcopops ideally of 3 different flavours, that are turned upside down in a pint glass. Then consumed rapidly through 1 or 2 straws in order to prevent the glass over flowing.

Jonny: 'Mate get to the bar, we're doing Shimongoos'
Phil: 'Why?'
Jonny: 'Because we're Lads.'

by wyndow October 10, 2011