Shitmittens

Someone so totally incompetent they manage to ruin everything they touch, as if someone was wearing mittens made out of shit. As useful replacement for the term asshat

We could get this project done a lot faster if shitmittens over here would stop accidentally deleting the files.

by DrBruz October 17, 2014

Shitbits

Shitbits (n)

Two or more bits of shit. 'nuff said.

Guy: Dude, that salsa's really gonna cause an explosion of shitbits tonight.

by danandmash. January 10, 2011

SHITNITS!

The word the one refers to when they do something wrong. Also see shit fuck damn crap

THIS HOMEWORK IS THE SHITNITS!

god no. >.< NO!.... this is such a shitnits moment >.>

by Xx-DeMoNiC-xX June 25, 2005

The Shitits

A way to describe something so incredible, that simply calling it the shit or the tits doesn't do it justice.

That place was the shit! It was the tits! It was....the shitits!

by Mr. Quackerjack June 14, 2018

shitmitten

when you have to play badminton in PE

Did you hear, we are playing shitmitten today.

by Conniera April 7, 2008

shitbits

johnny muffro had huge poo like moles on his face! he he

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

shitmit

1. A glove or mit that is completely covered in your own shit because you stuck your hand so far up your ass.

2. Describes a person behaving as if he just put on a glove or mit, and stuck his hand up his own ass.

"Man I just put on this glove and shoved my hand really far up my own butt. It was awesome!"

by Bitty Cent March 22, 2005