shitming

A person who measures their curtains inaccurately and so it trails slightly on the floor.

'Have you seen how long those currtains are?!'

'Yeah, Niall measured them, whatta shitming!'

by Fatty Warren December 28, 2009

ShitinTosh

A Macintosh or a mac, a approiate name for the Macintosh. Even through it has a friendly infernce, it is useless at work and for gamers it is useless as well. It would suck Bangkok's big cock. Windows is much better and Macintoshs are pieces of worthless shit.

Macintoshs Or I mean Shitintoshs are pieces of fucking shit and no one should use those.

by Anonymous boy :D November 30, 2011

Shitmittens

Someone so totally incompetent they manage to ruin everything they touch, as if someone was wearing mittens made out of shit. As useful replacement for the term asshat

We could get this project done a lot faster if shitmittens over here would stop accidentally deleting the files.

by DrBruz October 17, 2014

Shitminting

Shitposting but on the blockchain.

Send me your ENS I’ve got a shitminting I’d like to airdrop you.

by Boris Wong January 5, 2022

Shitment

Receiving an ordered item that vastly does not meet expectations. An item of poor quality despite professional ( or misleading) photos in the ad.

My Rolex from Thailand isn't quite the quality I expected from the company. This is the second shitment I received this week.

by letterman7 January 2, 2022

Shitminded

The state of being extremely stoned. Equivalent to the term "shitfaced" but when high instead of drunk.

I smoked 4 grams weed alone that day and got completely shitminded.

by TheBEAST205 January 29, 2009

shitmitten

when you have to play badminton in PE

Did you hear, we are playing shitmitten today.

by Conniera April 7, 2008