shitlocker

Sexual term with reference to the anus.

She let me stick it in her shitlocker.

by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006

shitcocked

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.

I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.

by chupacabra February 14, 2005

shitlicker

an undesireable person. a derrogatory term used to express discontent.

That guy is a wicked shitlicker.

by nick May 6, 2005

Shitfucked

1. When someone fucks you over big fucking time in any kind of everyday life situation.

2. The action of being fucked in whichever hole a living organism possesses with actual shit. This practice may be facilitated by freezing the shit and putting a wooden stick into it before the actual act.

1.1. "this douchebag just cut me off in the curve and I ended up in the ditch and left. He shitfucked me.
1.2. "Fag just took the last icecubes and didnt even fill it back up and now I need 3 cokes and 7 ice teas, fuckin asshole shitfucked me."

2. -"dude my fuckin cat kept on peeing everywhere so I shitfucked him with a frozen piece of shit in which I had stuck a piece of wood to make it look like a popsicle! I'm so gangsta!"
-"dude you're sick don't talk to me again."

by N3vermind March 18, 2009

Sherlocked

To be a fan of the BBC 2010 Sherlock TV series created by Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss.
Originate from series 2 episode 1 "A Scandal in Belgravia" where:
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when combine with the 4 characters password screen:
"I AM **** LOCKED"
with the password SHER becomes:
"I AM SHERLOCKED"

Fan 1: I am so hook on this new Sherlock series that I am Sherlocked.
Fan 2: Even though it take them more than a year to release 3 episodes, I am still so totally Sherlocked.
Fan 3: I was Sherlocked before it was ever popular.

by SRain January 31, 2012

shitfucked

Another term for shitfaced, usually when one is under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana.

"Goddddd, I'm sooooo shitfucked!"

by CGO February 5, 2008

Shitfucked

When someone is in a lot of trouble.

"The doctors say he has 1 in a million chance of survival. That guy is totally shitfucked."

by tho3m December 30, 2009