shirtlifter

1. An active homosexual male
2. An indecisive Australian Rules football player

1. "Stay in front of me, ya bloody shirtlifter"
2. "Kick it, ya shirtlifter, some of us have got to work on Monday"

by Agg August 10, 2003

Shitlifting

Shitlifting is a form of mental masturbation, where one talks themself up by talking shit without backing it up with actions. It is a form of stroking ones own ego through words.

Words are cheap, don't say a word, it would only be for validation or shitlifting ones self ownership anyways.

by Caucasian Jesus August 31, 2018

shitified

1. (adj) A way to describe life when it is totally crap and shit

2. (adj) A way in which to describe an object in general

1. My life is so crap, it's shitified

2. Your car is shitified!!!

by Phil MiHole March 2, 2004

Shirtlifter

A homosexual male, who is required to lift up his partner’s shirt to penetrate his arse hole.

Friend 1: “Alex is a good mate”
Friend 2: “You know he’s a shirtlifter?”
Friend 1: “Oh, nevermind”

by Banterous Banterlord January 12, 2018

Shitfisted

the act of putting your hand in your dirty, nasty ass crack and then shaking hands with someone you do not like.

i had a meeting job meeting with some guys i did not like, so i shitfisted them all.

by devilace July 24, 2009

Shoplifted

Shoplifting is an act of stealing in a store.

­"I shoplifted condoms in drugstore !..."
"They shoplifted those brand new Nike shoes in sportcenter."

by Karah October 31, 2007

shittified

a horrible state of life; when you life becomes so shitty,espicially if your name is meghan, and your life come crashing down

OH!!! dude meghan totally got shittified by josh

by sean o'connar February 17, 2008