Shitbatical

The act of taking a long time in the bathroom due to the excess drinking done the night before.

Sandy sure has been gone a long time. Where did she go?

Oh, she is on a shitbatical. She said we wont see her for an hour.

by WarChef March 8, 2010

Shitanic

From titanic: a shit that is so large it poses a danger to shipping

man 1: You're walking funny
man 2: I've just sunk the shitanic, I'm not sure my ring will recover

by bigmikey January 2, 2006

Encyclopedia Shittanica

1: one who is full of both useful but mostly useless knowledge, often categorized by movie, tv show, sports team, hobby, channel, but rarely books.

Me: "I don't know where this date is going, but it has a Seinfeld feel to it. I'd know how bad this could end if I could just remember the episode."

Waiter: "Call Wokerface. He's an Encyclopedia Shittanica. If he doesn't know, your smartphone might."

by Packattackisbackjack12 April 15, 2011

shitenite

A night out clubbing/drinking where u dont pull any women or get any phone numbers etc...

male1: Man, i havent got laid in like a month!
male2: Yep, just another shitenite.

by Yeah Roy!! August 3, 2007

Mid-shittance

When someone tries to talk to you or distract you in some form or fashion while you are trying to "drop the kids off at the pool."

An interruption in one of mankind's most important rituals, taking a massive dump.

My wife always wants to ask me what I think about her dress and interrupt me mid-shittance.

My phone won't stop ringing. It keeps going off mid-shittance.

by The Footlong .. and then some May 6, 2016

shitelicious

adj. From the slang shite. To be so shitey as to be remarkable or awe inspiring.

Well today was shitelicious - I was hit by a bus on the way into work.

by yv July 8, 2004

Shiternity

1. turd grid-lock 2. a loitering turd 3. the slow moving passage of a single turd 4.a long lapse of time, as in a public restroom stall that causes those waiting in line to seek another stall

Breaking News ..."Ty-D-Bol has launched a search and rescue mission to find a missing party-goer, last seen venturing into the men's room after complaining about an upset stomach. His pals stated he had been in the bathroom for what seemed like a shiternity and grew concerned when he did not return to the party....."

by TeeJay69 February 24, 2008