Government Shitdown

What happens when morons on both sides can't work together and instead fight each other along with the unpredictable Trump's wall.
Causes the longest shutdown yet and it is still counting.
Guy: "What's happenin' in D.C.?"
Me: "Another shutdown... But it's the Government Shitdown."
by A Idiot in a Village January 18, 2019
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Shitdown

A showdown, but where you throw shit mercilessly at your opponents. Last man standing wins.
Hey man, are you ready for tomorrow's shitdown? We both know things are about to get tough... But I want you to know that, whatever happens, I'll make sure I'm the one stuffing shit down your throat. Never forget that, brother.
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Shitdown

Similar to a shutdown, which is when a large piece of industrial equipment is out of service for days/weeks for maintenance, a shitdown is an extended visit to the bathroom for defecation.
Guy 1: "Where's Steve? He said we were leaving at 8."
Guy 2: "Last night was taco night. I suspect he's on shitdown."
by The Potts July 24, 2017
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