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Morning Shitdown

When you wake up first thing in the morning and sit on the toilet to let out a couple of shits, but mainly to wind down and do time wasting activities such as using your smartphone.
Person 1: “What’s taking you so long in there??”
Person 2: “I’m enjoying my Morning shitdown go away”
by See not us November 17, 2018
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government shitdown

In a shithole (shithouse) country under one party rule, but where the ruling party somehow can't avoid a government shutdown.
To celebrate the first anniversary of of the Trump Presidency, the Republicans led the US to a government shitdown.
by NeologianPJG January 20, 2018
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Government Shitdown

What happens when morons on both sides can't work together and instead fight each other along with the unpredictable Trump's wall.
Causes the longest shutdown yet and it is still counting.
Guy: "What's happenin' in D.C.?"
Me: "Another shutdown... But it's the Government Shitdown."
by A Idiot in a Village January 18, 2019
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Rip your head off and shit down your neck

As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.
"Malcolm if you don't fuck off I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!"
by AKACroatalin March 19, 2015
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Shit Down

taking a cheeky break during a long day at work by having five or ten minutes sat on the throne doing nothing..
or possibly a one minute power pooh followed by nine minutes of just sitting and relaxing..
Roger: I'm knackered man.. been on my feet for two hours now.
Bill: nip for a shit down mate, you've deserved it.
Roger: yeah, good call. back in ten.
by long jon donger December 20, 2010
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Shitown

A derivative of Chitown. A lawless area on the southside of Chicago inhabited by Shines where multiple shootings are a daily occurrence.
Lets visit Chicago this weekend but we want to make sure we stay far away from Shitown so we don't get shot.
by Uncle Morrie May 4, 2017
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Operation Shutdown

to basically quit working while still remaining at work because you don't agree with the way things are being handled or just because you don't care anymore. Staying on break permanently due to protest without actually going on strike.
Josh: Dude, why are you just sitting there playing Tetris on your computer when you're supposed to be working.
Paul: Because Mike told me to do something I don't want to do. I am commencing Operation Shutdown.
by Batch0605 January 15, 2010
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