Shitalking

The art of taking a crap whilst on the phone.

Boy 1: Dude hold on a sec, I need to wipe...

Boy 2: Dude stop shitalking while i'm on the phone!!

by iChantz January 11, 2009

Shit Balling

When, during intercourse, the balls are inserted into the ass of the other partner, causing shit to get on the balls.

Me and Jen got drunk and we were shit balling all night!

by Spongebobsquare April 12, 2010

Slitballing

The act of improvising cunnilingus technique when you're struggling to pleasure your partner.

I was eating her out for like 20 minutes dude, no progress. Alphabet trick didn't do anything, tried sucking on her clit to no avail. I just started slitballing until she fell asleep from boredom.

by EricJDG July 1, 2019

Shitcalling

The act of calling someone while taking a shit. Usually done with the goal of grossing the other person out.

"i shitcalled this kid named robin today"
"i like shitcalling people"

by ilikedashetz July 17, 2009

Shitballnugget

A rude word that describes rich people playing Fortnite with a low-spec pc.

Wow, he is so bad at Fortnite. He probably is a shitballnugget.

by ThemMasterOfLIfe October 7, 2018

Shitbagging

When you take a shit in a bag then throw the bag at someone

When you are at a music festival and the performance is displeasing.

Mike "Have you still got that shit bag"
Sally "No, I chucked it at Gorillaz"
Mike "Nice, was it a direct hit?"
Sally "Yeh it was a perfect shitbagging, exploded on impact!"

by Tamek Iller July 7, 2010

shamballing

A fake baller or pretending to play basketball.

He is shamballing so his so son can win.

by TheShamballer October 1, 2012