shitmean

Basically, when shit is 'mean' as in fierce.

Girl a) Haha, you know that Pete Laan Google, YouTube & UrbanDictionary Celebrity?

Girl b) lol yeah.. on his Instagram is a video of his cute lil mum checking out his new drag bike! She walked in the shed & said 'ohh shit, shitmean that bike.. Shitmean! Ahaha 🤣

by Scriptures April 8, 2017

shitstar

the slang term of an australian budget airline known as Jetstar..

Hey mate.. What airline you fly with?

Shitstar aye bruz..

by wombat ingles January 22, 2011

Shitsafari

When you witness or get involved in a messy/shitty situation.

(Involved) Ya'll got me into this shitsafari!
(Conv.)
-Dude, some snitch told Carlito's wifey about his side hoe.
-Damn, there must be a hell of a shitsafari up in his street.

by Vanilla&VanillaSwirl April 19, 2015

Shitheart

To have a heart of shit. Being a all around bad person or a pussy.

"some shitheart broke into my car last night" "Just hop the fence you shitheart

by GreenH March 7, 2011

shitdemârde

Expression used when things go wrong. It is useful to make people get over a small incident or, on the opposite, it can be used to dramatize a situation. It's all in the intonation!

Notes:
You can also avoid pronuncing the "t" in shit; it's more classy.
Shi-demârde.
The sound or the "â" is longer, like the one in Mârdi grAs.
ps. Marde=shit in French so the expression depicts shit made of shit.

girl: I broke a nail again.
boy: Shitdemârde! (said with sympathy)

girl: I lost my job!
boy: Shitdemârde! (said with alarm)

by KIK514 March 5, 2009

shit smear

usually left behind when a terd is left on the floor and is slid on like a bannana peel.

The shit smear left by Mike's foot is about two meters long.

by nap July 29, 2004

Shitsper

When a colleague in the office tries to whisper some gossip but the whole office ends up hearing because they talk so loud

When someone is chatting shit and they think they are whispering it, but actually the whole office has overheard

John was Shitspering to me but someone the other side of the office heard him as he was so loud.

by Geisha83 January 23, 2020