Shituation

When a comedy act is so bad, he makes your food taste like he took a shit in it.

*watching the Donald Trump Roast*
Randy: Man, what a shituation.
Darty: Yeah man, I can't eat this rice, it tastes like shit now. Thanks a lot, Shitch.

by Randiforous April 1, 2011

Shituation

n.: a bad situation, 2.: a dramatic, usually negative happening resulting in utter shit in one's life.

Having GW in office sure is a shituation for da nation.

by You Need a Breath Mint! November 12, 2003

Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!

Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!

by X4ndur August 10, 2006

shiteating cocksucker

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.

"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"

by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009

shituation

a shitty situation

this situation I'm dealing with, oh man is it shitty

therefore, "shituation"

by PieCrustEater August 21, 2020

Shiteatery

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.

I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.

by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022

Shituational Awareness

Shituational Awareness is awareness of your environment whilst taking a dump, or pitching a loaf. Poor shituational awareness can lead to lack of toilet paper, or coming face to face with a former dumpee's turd. Can also lead to entering a toilet with a broken lock.

"Dude, have some shituational awareness about you when you pitch a loaf, the paper has run out!"

by matt300 August 12, 2007