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Shit packed tight and ready for travel: having ones mind, body and materials in a state of readiness.
When one's life is in order, one can truly say, "I've got my shit packed tight and ready for travel."
by TooSick4U August 18, 2006
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shit parker

Someone that has parked their vehicle in such a manner either consuming additional parking spaces or generally in a dickhead way.
i.e. You see that Shit Parker over there? He's using up 4 spaces! Let's take a picture and post it to the appropriate FaceBook page to shame him.
by ShitParkersOfYukon June 7, 2014
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shit picker

either a bin man, or some school children who pick up general crap off the floor
by hic-up December 12, 2003
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shit packed

When two or more people are competing and someone loses, they are known for getting their shit packed.
Guy #1: Dude, I can't believe you beat me!
Guy #2: Yea, you totally got your shit packed!
by Poppa Joe June 22, 2008
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shit picker

a person's finger or the remaining stump of a finger
Ted watched in horror as the grenade blew of his buddy's shit pickers.
by Gwava February 24, 2007
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Green Shit Packers

A football team in the NFC composed of men who eat and shit green cheese. They also partake in man-on-man anal sodomy, resulting in the forcing of green shit in the rectal vault backwards into the sigmoid colon. The combination of eating cheese and having one's shit packed leads to severe constipation.
The Pittsburgh Steelers are going to destroy the Green Shit Packers in Super Bowl XLV!!!
by Dr. Deviance January 24, 2011
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shit house pecker checker

A man that peers up over a bathroom stall wall to gaze at another man urinating or deficating.
Dude, I was taking a crap and that shit house pecker checker peeped up over the wall to look at me and my junk. What a mo!
by festus 1 November 6, 2012
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